So....

I don't know why Jesus hates me, but he does. He hates me soooo much that he's taking it out on other people just so that I cannot have a good time. On the plus side, tomorrow I get to get drunk in Hollywood with a fabulous gay man who says we're going to makeout and have babies. Fantastic!


God this week sucked.... except for the aquisition of the greatest painting in exsistence, which you can see if you go here and then click on the bottom left thumbnail. I love that apple.

Bah. I need to sleep, makeout with someone, and dance like a maniac.... maybe not in that order.