Hooray!!

San Diego was fabulous! We all went out on Saturday night and I got sooooo drunk! Here is a complete list of everything I drank. *'s will denote the drinks I paid for. Jack and sour, glass of hypnotic, 3 shots of hypnotic, 2 jack and cokes*, vodka and cranberry, red bull and cranberry, shot of goldshlager, shot of something else, gin and tonic. yep, that's everything. all in all, I made out like a bandit! I made out with 3 guys, and then this Argentinian tried to take advantage of me while I was passing out. Luckily, Jessica burst in and said, "Nah uh, I don't think so". It was brilliant! Then one of the guys called me but I was far too drunk to tell him where I was. Then, hot Josh, boy I met a few weeks ago, finally called. Unfortunatly, I think I called him back at 3 in the morning and I have no idea what I might have said to him. I hope I didn't tell him I loved him. Drunk dialing is never ever ever a good idea! Yesterday I puked everything out, and then ate a whole freaking lot. I ate mozerella sticks, a bacon cheeseburger and fries, pasta, and ice cream. I wanted carne asada fries, but we never made it to the tacoria. que sera sera. Then, we rented Harold and Kumar, which was fucking amazing. I love that movie, I wish I could watch it everyday. Jaimie and I just watched Eurotrip right now. Another brilliant movie. I love my life, it's so entertaining! Well, I'm going to go now. I wish I had some boxed wine...

i hate a bear.

I'm out of boxed wine. that should be a crime. not much is happening right now. jaimie and i went to buy harold and kumar tonight, but it was 20 bucks so we had to leave without it. i was so sad. i wanted to go up to a cashier and makeout with jaimie a little to see if we could get the price down, but she wouldn't do it. she's not economical. i freaked out a salesguy by rubbing the movie all over my body. it was good. then i came home and watched the oc. i love adam brody. scotchy scotchy scotch. i want a boyfriend. i don't think that's too much to ask. i just want someone to sleep with, and hold hands with, and watch harold and kumar with. that's all. an unfortunate event has occured. the episode of whose line with the mike song on it has been erased! my life is over. i actually went to throw myself off the balcony when i discovered this, but jaimie stopped me. i guess i'm glad, but life doesn't seem as sweet without it. alas. i wish i had some more boxed wine. matt mike told me to go to the store and buy some. i told him to go to hell, and then i screamed, "never!!!". i love screaming never and then running away. bah. i guess that's it for now. i might not write for awhile because i'm going to san diego this weekend to visit jessica. it should be interesting because i'm bringing my work friend jessica. they are either going to be best friends or hate each other with the passion of a thousand suns. i hope they don't hate each other. ok, have a lovely day!

MY top five list!

So, Brian gave us his list of the top ten movies of 2004, and I'd like to raise him my top five list. So, here goes!

5. The Aviator. I actually haven't even seen all of this movie, because we snuck in to the first 40 minutes to hideout until Ocean's 12 came on, but I was so enthralled with the first 40 minutes that I would have gladly given up on Ocean's 12 had I not been dragged there. As soon as I get a spare eight dollars, my butt is going to be at that movie.

4. Dodgeball. This was definetly one of the funnier movies of the year. I've not wanted to have sex with Vince Vaughn so much since Swingers, and I dare say, perhaps not even then.

3. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. I know what you're thinking, because I was thinking it too, but I think this might be the funniest movie that has ever been made in the history of the world. Jaimie and I watched it, spent 30 minutes looking everyone up on iMDB, then spent another hour rewatching all of our favorite scenes. Then we watched the extras and I cried with sheer joy. I have never wanted to have sex with so many people in one movie. John Cho is hot, Kal Penn is hooooot, and he looks just like an Indian Zach Braff. I've also always had a thing for David Krumholtz, yum! What an amazing movie. The best part is when Neil Patrick Harris is driving a car with his leg while doing a line of coke off a stripper's butt. Pure genius! I also love when they ride a cheetah. We're going to watch it again tomorrow after work, and everyday for the rest of our lives!!!

2. Garden State. i was debating wheter or not this should be #1, but had to give it #2 billing just because there was one other movie that I think outshone it. We'll see. Anyway, I cannot express in words how much I love this movie. I love everything about it, the cast, the story, the soundtrack, Zach Braff, it's just perfection. That is all.

1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I must say that this was the most beautiful movie of the year. It's so true, and yet so inventive at the same time. Who hasn't wanted to erase their memory? Yet, in doing so, we would relive falling in love all over again and not want to lose that. I think this movie means so much to me because I saw it for the first time right when Derek broke up with me. It was so refreshing to see everything that I was feeling expressed so beautifully in cinematic form. Brilliant, fucking brilliant!

So, this is my life.

jaimie's boyfriend Joe is in town. He came in on Thursday, so we went to karaoke when he got in. I met a boy from Tenessee, and we hung out on Friday. by hung out, I mean had sex three times. So, yeah, that happened and I am now officially the biggest slut that has ever lived in the history of the world. that's about all that is happening right now. i hate my job, and i'm still fat, and i'm still single. hooray. i hope everything is better in your life. goodnight.

Life should come with a soundtrack.

So, maybe I was being a little over dramatic the other night. Sure, I was feeling everything that I wrote, but, being an actress, I might have embellished a little.
And now, for an epic story involving karoake night!!! So, went karaoking last night, which was funny because both Lenka and I didn't feel like going out, but neither one of us told the other, so we went. I was feeling particularly unhot, and dressed accordingly. We get there, and it's completly dead. I've never seen it as empty as it was last night. However, there was an incredibly hot waiter whom I'd never seen there. We spent the better part of the night staring at him, inbetween songs, of course. I did a stirring rendition of "Maybe it was Memphis" by Pam Tillis. The, er, crowd was moved. Anyway, we're (me, Lenka, and Allie) getting freaky on the dance floor, and we see hot waiter. We've all had a few shots, so Lenka tell him he's hot. He starts dancing with us, and says, "I have to ask, are all three of you... together?" We all instantly agree, then realize if he's asking if we are a lesbian threesome, and assure him that we are very very, mostly, straight. Long story shorter, he invites us over for an after party at his house. Allie had to leave, but our friend Jessica went with me and Lenka. We get to this gorgeous apartment, and he wakes up his roomate who is fucking hot. We all start playing Battle of the Sexes, 3 girls vs 3 guys, and it somehow evolves into strip Battle of the Sexes. Essentially, if there was a question that you were fairly certain the opposing team wouldn't answer correctly, you would guarentee a piece of your clothing. By the end, the boys were in their boxers and we were all topless because Matt somehow knew where Prince Charles and Lady Di were married. Who knows that?? Well, it's getting late, like 3:30, and Josh (hot roomate) invites me into his room. We made out heavily for an hour. He is fabulous, He's Jewish, and we all know how I love that. He's educated, has a decent job, and is geniunely nice. I have a pretty strong feeling that this one might actually call... probably. Hopefully. Well, that was my crazy evening. Who knew the night would turn out that way?? I'm glad I went out!

Unsatisfied

I am so unsatisfied with my life right now. I'm unsastisfied with love, with work, with my living situation. I wish I could leap into the future and be happy. or go back in time and try a different approach, see what would have happened if I'd made different decisions. Maybe I should have gone to college in Boston, or stayed in Tucson, or chosen a different career. I hate feeling like this, like my life is entirely wrong. Happy freaking new year.