The Price is Wrong, Bob!

I am so tired. I got up at 4 this morning to go to the price is right. it was pretty amazing! i, unfortunatly, did not get told to come on down, but it was a great time nonetheless! bob barker is amazing! i cannot believe that he is 80! he was so witty and personable!!! it was great! i am so tired. i have more to write, but the presidential debate is on and it's upseting me so i can't think clearly. no more bush. i hate him so much. sooooooo much. so much. i don't think i've ever despised anyone more in my entire life. maybe hitler, but he's been dead since i've been alive so it's a different kind of despise, more like a "i can't believe that much evil ever exsisted" kind of way. my hatred for bush is more like "i can't believe people are going to vote for this moron who is actually the devil on earth eating babies and creating ridiculous horrible propositions" kind of way. and yes, i do think that bush is actually the devil and god is crying everytime someone says they are going to vote for him. what a horrible way to end a lovely day with bob.

My kind of town!

It's 4 in the morning and I'm completly happy! I'm in Chicago right now, in town for my sister's wedding. I'm hanging out with my brother and my best friend. We just got back from dance clubs, which were fabulous! 2 guys totally wanted to makeout with me, and I feel kind of bad for leading them on, but not really. I'm much more happy that I am still attractive to the opposite sex even though I am practically married! Anyway, this weekend has been wonderful and I don't want to go back to my life where I have to worry about everything. It's so much more fun being the crazy irresponsible 20 something. I haven't paid for anything here. Either my brother, or my new brother in law's brother or my father have paid for everything here. It's not like I haven't tried, but they're like, "Don't worry, I've got you covered". I kind of like it. Ahh, I've gotta go and make sure my best friend doesn't sleep with my brother. Gross.

Harumph

I am so depressed. I just got back from a free ortho consultation in hopes that I could get Invisalign and still function as a regular human being while getting my teeth straightened, but the world has other plans for me. Apparently, I swallow wrong. I was not aware that swallowing had a right or wrong process, I always assumed that you just sort of swallow and that's it. But, no. I swallow wrong. My wrong swallowing has caused an overbite, which cannot be corrected by Invisalign. Instead, it requires braces, regular, horrible braces, and (dun dun dun) rubberbands. Rubberbands. I also have to retrain my tongue to swallow correctly. What am I going to do? Should I get braces and look even more like a 12 year old and forget about my acting career for 18 months, get Invisalign anyway and forget about my hideous overbite, or say fuck it live my life with abhoringly crooked teeth and an overbite? I don't know which is worse. I do know, however, that I have never been more aware of swallowing than I am right now.

Life as a gay man.

I've decided to adopt the attitude that I am an overly flambount gay man. It's going to be fabulous!I love gay men, especially those that are just over the top about everything, so that's me now! I wake up in the morning and say, "Look at that fabulous speciman of woman! Damn I'm hot! The world should adore me!" It's great. It helps me to overcome rejection. Like, all of these jobs I'm not getting, they obviously don't realize that I am brilliant or else they're too intimidated by my good looks... obviously. I also dance and sing a lot, but that's not any different from my life before I was a gay man. On another note, I have no money and I don't know how I'm going to pay my bills. I wish being fabulous was a full time job. that paid a lot. it's ok though, because being poor builds character. i think i'm going to look into performing at venice beach for spare change. i like how halfway through an entry i just stop using capital letters. eh, they're overrated anyway! hey, i've got a great idea! i should start charging people to read my blog! hey brian, pay up!! since you're my only reader i'll have to charge you more than i normally might, just to cover my costs, ya know? so, let's say 2 dollars a word, so.... five thousand dollars? sounds about right... you can just send it me in cash or money order, no checks. thanks!

TODAY SUCKED BALLS!!

Bah to today. First, I went to be an extra in a planned parenthood psa starring helen hunt. i sit around for 3 hours talking to nice girls around me, then get told that i am no longer needed as they have overbooked. hooray. i still get paid, but do not get the experience or the joy of seeing myself on tv. love it. then, have to go to fucking work and, let me tell you, it sucks! these people are so unorganized and ridiculous and i am still fucking training when i should be certified and making tips and the job sucks my ass! there's this real bitch, jessica, who loves to refer to me as a newbie and demand that i do all of the cleaning since i'm a trainee. love it. fuck today, man. i'm tired of bullshit customer service jobs. the whole time i was scrubbing the toilet, i was thinking, "i have a college degree and i'm cleaning piss off of a public toilet." great. however, i am now about to watch the emmys in which zach braff is a host, and since it is on tape, i will rewind it, pause, and be happy! i had a fabulous dream last night that i was making out with him. i hope it was a premonition!!!!! yea zach braff!!!!!!

Not so Bad

Today wasn't so bad. I didn't have to work, which was nice, and I probably should have spent more time looking for a second job, but I decided to forget all of my problems and go to the beach! Hooray! It was very exciting to just go to the beach. Life seems far less daunting when you're staring at an endless, gleaming sea. I loved it. Tomorrow, however, I actually do need to find another job so that I can (argh) pay the rent and the hundreds of dollars of bills and such. Yea. Oooooh! This morning, a lovely bunch of roses arrived for me! It was all very exciting! They turned out to be from my good friend Meghan, a housewarming gift, if you will. I love them! On another note, I have started to pick up traits of my roomate, Jaimie. I don't konw why, but when I spend a lot of time with a person who has a strong personality, I start to naturally imitate them. It bothers me because I feel like I am secure in who I am, but I can't stop imitating other people. It's very odd. Last year I would talk like my coworker Bianca without even noticing it. I'm weird, man. Alright, I'm going to go to bed so I can be productive tomorrow!!

Living the Dream

So, I'm here... L.A. It's pretty good so far. I'm a little (a lot) stressed out about cash flow, but other than that, things are pretty good. It was so great that Derek was here to help me move and transition, I definetly couldn't have done it without him!! The first few days were actually pretty remarkable. Derek and I had a lot of good times together, including going to the beach and eating thai with his friend Tomozo.
i just took a thirty minute break to watch richard simmons on "whose line is it anyway". that was amazing.
anyway, derek was great and i cried at the airport when he left and at random intervals throughout the next days following that, but i'm ok now. i miss him, but i'm secure that our relationship will last! i've got a job at the coffee bean and tea leaf. i had to take it over starbucks because they were offering 75 cents more per hour plus more hours overall. also, on the day i was there for an interview, scott bakula got a drink there!! scott bakula! it was my first star sighting, and it was very exciting! the store is only 4 blocks away from 4 major studios, so apparently lots of stars and producers are in there all the time. that's pretty cool! yeah, so that's going on and i have to find another jobto supplement my income, so, i'm working on that too. also, the diet and excercising started this week and it's actually going pretty well. i haven't wanted to kill myself or anything! i've only had one craving for ice cream, so that's pretty good. well, that's all i have to say right now. come visit when you get the chance!!